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Dear Dr. Woo-suk,

I am very sorry to hear that you have been fired from your position at Seoul National University. So you fudged some results. That dog you made, or might have made, was pretty cute. Even your fiercest critics would have to admit that. Well I guess you have a lot time on your hands now that you have been disgraced. So I was thinking, with your questionable genetic engineering skills and my newly acquired knowledge of famous people's grave sites, we could make quite a team. How about we show those paper pushers at SNU the fury they have unleashed. Our super army, led by great leaders of the past, could take over the world in a few short weeks. Who's going to stop us? America? They are bogged down in Iraq. The UN? LOL, you are funny one Dr. Woo-suk. So here is a DNA shopping list for us:

Napolean Bonaparte, Les Invalides, Paris, France
Julius Caeser, Forum Romanum, Rome, Italy
Charlmagne, Dom (cathedral) of Aachen, Aachen, Germany
Sir. Winston Churchill, Saint Martin's Churchyard, Bladon, Woodstock, England
Dracula, Monastery of Snagov Church, Near Bucharest, Romania
Geronimo, Fort Sill Military Reservation, Fort Sill, Oklahoma, USA
Barry Goldwater, Christ Church of the Ascension, Paradise Valley, Arizona, USA
Franlin Delano Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roosevelt National Historic Site, New York, USA
Clyde Barrow, Western Heights Cemetery, Dallas, Dallas County, Texas, USA
Billy The Kid, Old Fort Sumner Cemetery, Fort Sumner, DeBaca County, New Mexico, USA
Pancho Villa, Monument of the Revolution, Mexico City, Distrito Federal, Mexico
Stonewall Jackson, Stonewall Jackson Memorial Cemetery, Lexington city, Virginia, USA
Francois Toussaint L'Ouverture, The Pantheon, Paris, France
Robert E. Lee, Lee Chapel Museum, Lexington, Virginia, USA
Douglass MacArthur, MacArthur Memorial, Norfolk, Norfolk city, Virginia, USA
George S Patton III, Luxembourg American (ABMC) Cemetery and Memorial, Luxembourg
Pop John Paul II, Saint Peter's Basilica, Vatican City, Italy
Martin Luther, Castle Church, Wittenberg, Germany
Saint Peter, Saint Peter's Basilica, Vatican City, Italy
King Arthur, Glastonbury Abbey, Somerset, England
David Ben-Gurion, Kibbutz Sde-Boker Cemetery, Kibbutz Sde-Boker, Israel
Anders Celcius, Gamla Uppsala kyrka och kyrkogård, Uppsala Kommun, Sweden
Jacques Cousteau, Saint-André-de-Cubzac Cemetery, Saint-AndrŽ-de-Cubzac, France
Galileo, Santa Croce Church, Florence, Italy
Issac Newton, Westminster Abbey, London, England
Smokey The Bear, Lincoln National Forest, Near Capitan, New Mexico, USA
Joe DiMaggio, Holy Cross Catholic Cemetery, Colma, San Mateo County, California, USA
Dale Earnhardt, Earnhardt Estate, Mooresville, Iredell County, North Carolina, USA
Vince Lombardi, Mount Olivet Cemetery, Middletown, New Jersey, USA
Casey Stengel, Forest Lawn Memorial Park, Glendale, Los Angeles County, California, USA

The only question is who do we put in charge, Napoleon, Casey Stengel or Dracula?

So pack some test tubes, un-fertilized female eggs, a shovel and meet me at St Peter’s Basilica.

Warmest Regards,

Larry Beethoven

P.S. If there are any great Korean generals I am forgetting please let me know.