Take-a-Naps> Bright Idea!

If you travel often, I am sure at one point a crying, whining, joyful or loud child has put homicidal thoughts into your head. I am sure the parents of said child are pretty embarrassed. So what if there was a better way to travel with children. I thought I may have an answer.

You know those wet-naps (A piece of folded tissue paper soaked in a cleaning substance contained in a convenient little foil lined packet) they hand out on planes and Chinese restaurants. Well what if they were instead soaked in Chloroform? The stewardesses could give them out to parents as they board the plane and then they could use them knock their children out. Yeah, it's a great idea!

Sadly, Hollywood has fooled us into thinking chloroform is somewhat safe and can in fact knock some one out when poured onto a rag and placed over their mouth. After a disturbing wikipedia search I immediately called the factory in China and told them to halt production of "take-a-naps." I was thinking that worst case forcibly knocking out your child could be perceived as child abuse. Whatever. Nope, chloroform is pretty fricking dangerous. In fact, border line homicidal. So, back to the drawing board. Until then, the sleeper hold will have to do. Wait, I better look that up to.